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♫ Ground floor perfumery

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♫ Stationery and leather goods

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♫ Wigs and haberdashery

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♫ Kitchenware and food, going up

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♫ First floor telephones

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♫ Gents ready-made suits

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So, I went to see this
new doctor, you see,

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and he said, "Do you know
that two out of 10 people

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"are just like you?"

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I said, "Oh!"

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He said, "Oh yes, there's
a lot of it about."

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I said, "Well, what are you going to do?"

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He said, "Well, what
the trouble is, you see,

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"that you are under
great strain due to your

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"superior intelligence."

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I said, "Well, what do you do about it?"

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He says, "Well you see, we
sort of clear your brain."

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I said, "Oh really?

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"I'm all ears, tell me more."

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He said, "Well, we put you
to sleep for a whole week."

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I said, "Well, with dreams like I have,

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"I'll be worn out."

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Apart from which, you
can't afford to take

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the time off, can you?

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Well that's what I told him.

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He says, "What you'll have
to do is have a cold shower

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"every morning, you see, and
then a run around the park."

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Well, I had me first run this morning.

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I put me little shorts
on, I just got as far

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as the road mending gang when
I was under strain again.

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Put out your faggy, it's Peacock.

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I catch anybody on this counter smoking

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after the bill is gone, I shall
take very severe measures.

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You're for it.

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I thought so.

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See me later, Mr. Lucas.

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He's in a foul mood, isn't he?

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His whole world has
fallen apart, you know?

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Don't tell me, they've dropped him

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from the Grace Brothers table tennis team.

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He's been working on his chop all week.

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No, it's worse than that.

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When he went to the
flower store this morning,

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they'd run out of carnations
for his buttonhole.

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I saw the whole thing.

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Oh, do tell.

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They offered him a dahlia instead.

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He hit the roof.

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"What sort of fool do you think I'd look

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"walking around with a dahlia
in me buttonhole," he said.

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And the bird behind the counter said,

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"The same sort of fool
you look walking around

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"with a carnation in your buttonhole."

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So, he canceled his standing order

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and he sent Arbon round the corner to the

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Cozy Posy shop for one.

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Miss Brahms.

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I thought so.

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You're late.

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Yeah well, I'm sorry, but you see--

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Don't make your excuses to me.

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Explain yourself to Mrs. Slocombe.

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If she's not satisfied, she
will take the matter up with me.

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Mrs. Slocombe.

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Yes, Captain Peacock?

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Miss Brahms, as you can see, is late.

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I leave it to you to reprimand her.

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Very well, Captain Peacock.

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I, for my part, am reprimanding you

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for not telling me that she was late.

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But you knew she was late.

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That is not relevant.

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There is correct procedure
in store management

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that must be followed at all times.

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Pompous twit.

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Miss Brahms, you are not
to speak of your superiors

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in that manner.

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You've got that padded
bra on again, haven't you?

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I've told you about that before.

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So what?

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It's very inflammatory for the men.

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And, well it's out of
proportion with the rest of ya.

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You look like the
hunchfront of Notre Dame.

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Satisified?

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I'm confiscating this
until closing time.

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Where have you been?

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Well, I had to iron me
nylon blouse this morning,

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you see, and I set the iron
at number 10 and it went

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straight through.

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I had to stop off on the
way to buy another one.

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Well why couldn't you
come here and get one?

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I'm not buying this rubbish.

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Miss Brahms, I am
responsible for the choice of

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merchandise in the store.

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It is top quality and I
won't have it criticized

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by juniors.

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It comes from Hong Kong
and you sew your own

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labels in.

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Look at that.

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One pound, 25.

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They're very hard wearing.

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Hard wearing, you'll be
lucky if the elastic lasts

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til you get on the bus.

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Miss Brahms, I will not
have you knocking my knickers.

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And I'm not,

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I'm not too keen on you
knicking my knockers.

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Is that the blouse?

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Yes.

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How many frills has it got?

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I don't know, I haven't counted.

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Count them now.

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One, two, three, four, five, six.

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Miss Brahms, how long have you worked at

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Grace Brothers?

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Four years.

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Well, that's quite long
enough to have learned

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that juniors are not permitted more frills

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on their blouses than seniors.

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If six frills is enough
for me, then two is

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more than enough for you.

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Yes, Mrs. Slocombe.

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Until I was 30, I wasn't
allowed any frills at all.

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Suppose after 30, it was too late.

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There's the scissors, cut four off.

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No.

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Right, I've had all the lip I'm taking.

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Captain Peacock will
make you cut them off.

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Captain Peacock.

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Mrs. Slocombe,

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go back to your counter

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and stand behind it.

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When I happen to look in your direction,

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raise your hand a little.

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If I nod, say, "Captain
Peacock, are you free?"

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If I am, I will beckon and
you may then approach me.

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That is the correct procedure,
do I make myself clear?

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Yes, Captain Peacock.

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That was quick.

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Shut up.

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Are you free, Captain Peacock?

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You wish to say something
to me, Mrs. Slocombe?

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Yes, Captain Peacock.

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I'm going to see Mr.
Rumbold, so get stuffed.

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Good morning, Mrs. Slocombe.

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Drop dead!

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Now, let's see if I've got this right.

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Miss Brahms made some disparaging remarks

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about Mrs. Slocombe's underwear,

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complaining it was not hard wearing,

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whereupon Mrs. Slocombe
confiscated her knickers.

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No.

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She confiscated my knockers.

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Knockers, ah, I see yes.

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The knickers were not hard wearing.

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The door knockers were from hardware.

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No, they were under my blouse.

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You were wearing door
knockers from hardware

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under your blouse.

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You considered this to be
inflammatory, Mrs. Slocombe?

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Well, I consider that you were pertinent.

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Don't wear door knockers
under your blouse anymore,

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Miss Brahm.

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Mrs. Slocombe then became
agitated because after the age of

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30, she hadn't had as many
thrills as Miss Brahm.

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No sir, no sir, frills on her blouse.

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Ah yes, frills on blouse,
which was being worn

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over the door knockers.

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Now it's all coming together,

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all coming clear to me, yes.

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She then approached you, Captain Peacock,

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intending to suggest that
you had them cut off.

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I also have get stuffed written down here.

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Does that come in anywhere?

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I have a feeling it will very soon.

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What is this?

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It's a jumbo juno range.

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Miss Brahms, I suggest you wear this

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instead of door knockers.

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I wonder what's going on.

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They've been arguing in
there for 10 minutes.

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Yeah well, perhaps Peacock
will forget about me.

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Lucas.

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He hasn't forgotten about me.

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Over here, Mr. Lucas.

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You wish to see me
about something or other,

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Captain Peacock?

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Yes I do.

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What, no carnations
this morning, Stephen?

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Go away.

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Captain Peacock,

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if you speak to me like
that in front of juniors,

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I shall complain to Mr. Rumbold.

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Do your waistcoat up properly
and get back to your counter.

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Oh damn.

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You'll pay for that.

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It's me own, so tough cheese.

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Yes well, if that's all Captain Peacock,

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I'll go back to my counter.

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It is not all.

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On Wednesday last, I twice reprimanded you

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for standing around with
your hands in your pockets.

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On Friday, you had no
handkerchief in your top pocket

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and your hands in your
trouser pockets again.

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Yes, my hands were in
my trouser pockets then

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'cause they were looking
for me handkerchief

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for me top pocket, you see?

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On Monday last, I
reprimanded you for having

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hairs on your collar.

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Well, it started falling out, you see?

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On account of the worry
because of the reprimand

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you'd given me on the Wednesday before.

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I do not want to see fallen
hairs on your collar again.

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No sir.

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If I feel it falling,
I'll jump out the way.

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Unless you measure up to
the standard required at

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Grace Brothers, we shall
have to dispense with

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your services.

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Now get back behind your counter

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and send Mr. Humphries over.

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Yes sir.

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Hey, he's had a go at Grainger,

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he's practically given me
the sack, now it's your turn.

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He wouldn't dare.

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He wants ya.

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If you've got any
complaints, will you get them

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over quickly?

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I've been under a lot of strain lately.

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Last Thursday--

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No, don't talk to me about Thursday.

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I thought I'd never get through the day.

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To start with, I got me high
heels caught in the escalator

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and I had six pairs of
wire fronts returned

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with substandard openings.

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The coalman came round
to me mother and said

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that he hadn't had what was due to him.

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Do you know by 11:00, my
hand was shaking so much,

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it was more than my job was
worth to take an inside leg.

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Let's take Friday.

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You went off the floor
for 25 minutes in account.

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Oh yes, it's that
ledger clerk in sanctions.

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He will insist on
telling me about Ramadan.

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On Saturday, two
customers complained that

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they had difficulty
breathing because of your

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aftershave lotion.

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It's not aftershave,
it's my new skin tightener.

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Works wonders.

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You should see the
commercial they do for it.

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It shows a prune being
turned back into a plum.

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It is my experience after 30 years

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of the distributive trades,
that customers place

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more trust in an honest
prune than in someone

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desperately trying to
look like Donny Osmond.

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Now get back there.

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I've never been spoken to like that

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in the whole of my life.

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I quite enjoyed it.

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Here we are squire.

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One carnation for you to
tart yourself up with.

259
00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:12,394
They didn't have executive
red, so I had to settle

260
00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:14,193
for very gated.

261
00:11:14,194 --> 00:11:17,503
Well, that'll be all Herman.

262
00:11:17,504 --> 00:11:18,355
Leave the floor.

263
00:11:18,356 --> 00:11:19,703
Yes, your highness.

264
00:11:19,704 --> 00:11:23,335
Shall I grove off or
back away respectfully?

265
00:11:23,336 --> 00:11:24,623
Just go.

266
00:11:24,624 --> 00:11:26,541
Gather round everybody.

267
00:11:28,136 --> 00:11:28,969
Not you.

268
00:11:28,969 --> 00:11:29,969
Oh blimey.

269
00:11:30,936 --> 00:11:33,434
Now listen very carefully
to what I have to say.

270
00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:35,685
Ah Peacock, I'm glad
you got everyone together.

271
00:11:35,686 --> 00:11:38,223
Now, listen very carefully
to what I have to say.

272
00:11:38,224 --> 00:11:41,474
I have noticed a marked
decline in the appearance

273
00:11:41,475 --> 00:11:43,644
and efficiency of the
members of this department.

274
00:11:43,645 --> 00:11:46,183
That's just what I
was about to say, sir.

275
00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:48,514
What on earth is that?

276
00:11:48,515 --> 00:11:50,114
Are you referring to my carnation?

277
00:11:50,115 --> 00:11:52,303
Is that what you call it?

278
00:11:52,304 --> 00:11:53,994
How long have you been here Peacock?

279
00:11:53,995 --> 00:11:55,773
Over 20 years, sir.

280
00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:57,453
By now, you should know perfectly well

281
00:11:57,454 --> 00:12:00,023
that floor walkers are
permitted to wear only

282
00:12:00,024 --> 00:12:01,773
executive red carnations.

283
00:12:01,774 --> 00:12:05,211
Now, this is a typical example
of the sort of slackness

284
00:12:05,212 --> 00:12:07,173
and houliganism that I'm talking about.

285
00:12:09,115 --> 00:12:12,093
We all know how to behave and dress.

286
00:12:12,094 --> 00:12:14,783
For 50 years, young Mr.
Grace has shown us the way.

287
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:18,452
He's appeared before us
every day polite, smiling,

288
00:12:18,453 --> 00:12:21,183
and elegantly attired as
a gentleman should be.

289
00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:22,514
Howdy folks.

290
00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:29,052
I've just stopped off from
my trip to the US early.

291
00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:31,388
We'd never have guessed.

292
00:12:31,389 --> 00:12:33,666
I brought back some great new ideas

293
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:36,735
you all's going right into orbit.

294
00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:39,974
I'll spill the load down
to your bosses and no doubt

295
00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:42,975
they'll fill you guys right in.

296
00:12:42,976 --> 00:12:44,134
Well that's it folks.

297
00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:45,706
Thank you Mr. Grace.

298
00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:48,746
You've all done very swell.

299
00:12:48,747 --> 00:12:50,565
Well let's roll.

300
00:12:56,766 --> 00:13:00,045
I hope this isn't going to
take long Captain Peacock.

301
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,855
The last time I was late,
a fireman had to climb

302
00:13:02,856 --> 00:13:05,874
out of my bedroom window and risk his life

303
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:09,274
on a narrow ledge trying
to grab hold of my pussy.

304
00:13:12,507 --> 00:13:14,840
Very brave, these firemen.

305
00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:18,973
Poor animal was clutching the drain pipe

306
00:13:18,974 --> 00:13:23,668
with it's eyes glued on the
bus stop watching for me.

307
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,564
I want to get home,
that Uri Geller's on.

308
00:13:26,565 --> 00:13:27,965
Oh, I like him.

309
00:13:27,966 --> 00:13:29,565
I think he's ever so handsome.

310
00:13:29,566 --> 00:13:31,074
Well, he must have something.

311
00:13:31,075 --> 00:13:32,375
Do you know, the last time that he was on,

312
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,826
I was watching it and I
was really concentrating.

313
00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:35,866
You know how you do?

314
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:38,285
And I distinctly felt something move.

315
00:13:40,715 --> 00:13:41,684
I did!

316
00:13:41,685 --> 00:13:43,175
So I plunged my hand in me trouser pocket

317
00:13:43,176 --> 00:13:44,509
and do you know,

318
00:13:45,711 --> 00:13:48,211
my door keys were bent double?

319
00:13:49,846 --> 00:13:52,855
Very kind of you all to stay behind.

320
00:13:52,856 --> 00:13:55,312
Now, settle down everyone.

321
00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:57,605
Well, I hope I shall get home in time

322
00:13:57,606 --> 00:13:59,606
to see the bionic woman.

323
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,420
I wouldn't have thought
that was your sort of

324
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,146
program, Mr. Grainger.

325
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:07,394
Well, I want Mrs. Grainger to see it.

326
00:14:07,395 --> 00:14:11,815
I'm trying to persuade
her to buy a hearing aid.

327
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:14,385
She's never been quite right
ever since she had that

328
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,636
fall off her bus in Turkey.

329
00:14:17,576 --> 00:14:20,085
That must be quite a program in itself.

330
00:14:20,086 --> 00:14:21,564
I can see it all.

331
00:14:21,565 --> 00:14:25,055
She fell off a bus, but she can be mended.

332
00:14:25,056 --> 00:14:27,586
We have the means, we have the technology.

333
00:14:27,587 --> 00:14:30,525
She'll be faster, stronger,
better, with new arms,

334
00:14:30,526 --> 00:14:34,433
new legs, new teeth,
and new varicose veins.

335
00:14:34,434 --> 00:14:37,024
That is very unfeeling.

336
00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:39,044
Mr. Lucas, I absolutely
forbid you to speak to

337
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,554
your superiors like that.

338
00:14:40,555 --> 00:14:42,146
I'm sorry Captain Peacock,
I thought once the bell

339
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,946
had gone, we were allowed to
become human beings again.

340
00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:46,924
This does bring me to the first point.

341
00:14:46,925 --> 00:14:50,674
Nay, to the very nub of our
discussion here tonight.

342
00:14:50,675 --> 00:14:51,974
My word, we've never got to the nub

343
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,975
as quick as that before.

344
00:14:55,014 --> 00:14:58,114
Young Mr. Grace has been
studying the sales techniques

345
00:14:58,115 --> 00:15:00,633
of stores such as ours in the U.S.A.

346
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,034
And he feels that we could benefit

347
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,855
from some of their methods.

348
00:15:03,856 --> 00:15:06,685
Well let me say categorically
that if I'm to be expected

349
00:15:06,686 --> 00:15:10,666
to wear a Stetson hat
and lasso the customers

350
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,605
as they get out of the lift,

351
00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:15,393
I am leaving here and now.

352
00:15:15,394 --> 00:15:17,055
I've heard they have a
very interesting position

353
00:15:17,056 --> 00:15:18,754
at Austin Reed's.

354
00:15:18,755 --> 00:15:22,711
That rumor's been going
around for some time.

355
00:15:22,712 --> 00:15:25,634
There's no intention of
us yankee-fying ourselves.

356
00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:28,725
What we're striving for is
the American informality,

357
00:15:28,726 --> 00:15:31,154
their easygoing approach
to customers and indeed

358
00:15:31,155 --> 00:15:31,988
to each other.

359
00:15:31,989 --> 00:15:35,426
For example, all the staff
are on first name terms

360
00:15:35,427 --> 00:15:37,085
with the management.

361
00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:39,215
Is that effect, Cuthbert?

362
00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:44,599
Normally, I would be annoyed
with you calling me Cuthbert,

363
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,333
Stephen, but of course,
you're quite right to do so.

364
00:15:48,334 --> 00:15:51,624
And Mr. Lucas' battonage with Ernest

365
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,295
sets exactly the right tone of friendly

366
00:15:54,296 --> 00:15:56,005
inter-staff relations, which young

367
00:15:56,006 --> 00:15:58,005
Mr. Grace is trying to achieve.

368
00:15:58,006 --> 00:16:00,594
What about his first name?

369
00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:04,125
Yes, Mr. Lucas, what is your first name?

370
00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:06,209
Just call me Mr. Lucas.

371
00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,094
Oh dear, no no, we can't have that.

372
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,262
Come along, let's have it.

373
00:16:13,395 --> 00:16:14,326
Dick.

374
00:16:17,456 --> 00:16:18,794
Good!

375
00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:22,455
Gets more informal every minute!

376
00:16:22,456 --> 00:16:24,104
Well now, I have a list of points here

377
00:16:24,105 --> 00:16:26,053
from young Mr. Grace,
so let's go through them

378
00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:26,887
one by one, hmm?

379
00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:28,626
First, dress.

380
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:31,066
We must henceforth
dispense with the formality

381
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:33,066
of our dress and all this rubbish about

382
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:37,274
two inches of white handkerchief
at the top pocket and--

383
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,358
Carnations?

384
00:16:39,387 --> 00:16:40,792
Carnations and--

385
00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:43,005
Frills on blouses?

386
00:16:43,006 --> 00:16:45,114
Exactly, it's all out of text.

387
00:16:45,115 --> 00:16:46,426
All out of date.

388
00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:48,474
Dress to express your personalities.

389
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:52,565
Don't look like salesmen,
look like people.

390
00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:55,375
Second, the approach to the customer.

391
00:16:55,376 --> 00:16:57,473
Don't strut up to the customer and say,

392
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,826
"Are you being served?"

393
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:01,045
No no, make contact with them.

394
00:17:01,046 --> 00:17:03,885
Say, "Hello there, my name's Stephen

395
00:17:03,886 --> 00:17:05,445
"and this is--"

396
00:17:05,446 --> 00:17:06,279
Dick.

397
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:12,914
Yes, Dick, and you'll see if he's got

398
00:17:12,915 --> 00:17:14,045
something your size.

399
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,735
Thirdly, atmosphere.

400
00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:26,586
Atmosphere, we must get rid
of this museum like hush.

401
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,005
We must have background music.

402
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,775
Oh, I should look forward to that.

403
00:17:30,776 --> 00:17:32,565
Betty here leaning over
the counter, chewing gum,

404
00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:36,015
singing Hey Big Spender,
Spend A Little Time On Me.

405
00:17:36,016 --> 00:17:37,849
Watch it, Mr. Lucas.

406
00:17:38,735 --> 00:17:39,686
Dick.

407
00:17:42,747 --> 00:17:44,664
Thank you, Clayborne.

408
00:17:48,496 --> 00:17:51,602
Lastly, I have noticed a little tension

409
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,405
between various members of the staff.

410
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,975
This can communicate itself to customers.

411
00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:58,274
Mr. Grace has ordered that
we should start each day

412
00:17:58,275 --> 00:18:00,815
as we mean to go on by
declaring our friendship

413
00:18:00,816 --> 00:18:01,787
for each other.

414
00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,466
Friendship?

415
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:04,474
Yes.

416
00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:07,135
Yes, we should start each
day by gripping our fellow

417
00:18:07,136 --> 00:18:09,645
workers by the hand,
looking into their eyes

418
00:18:09,646 --> 00:18:11,634
and saying, "I like you."

419
00:18:14,435 --> 00:18:17,602
Let's try it now, I'll set an example.

420
00:18:23,425 --> 00:18:25,092
I like you, Stephen.

421
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,589
And I like you too, Cuthbert.

422
00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:33,802
From now on, we're
going to be great friends.

423
00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:35,136
Oh yes indeed.

424
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,366
Yes, good, good, good.

425
00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:44,274
I can feel the tears of
joy welling up inside me.

426
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,386
Now well, Betty and Shirley,

427
00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:48,325
let's see there's no ill will between you.

428
00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:50,076
Grip her hand, Betty.

429
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:57,646
Smile.

430
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,906
Now say, "I like you Shirley."

431
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:04,740
I like you, Shirley.

432
00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:07,027
Excellent, excellent.

433
00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:08,034
Now, Clayborne--

434
00:19:08,035 --> 00:19:09,734
Hang on a minute, I'm not having this.

435
00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:11,495
She hadn't said she liked me.

436
00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:14,495
I didn't get a chance, did I?

437
00:19:14,496 --> 00:19:17,079
Old jug ears jumps straight in.

438
00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:21,123
Old jug ears, yes I like that.

439
00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:25,993
Very well Shirley, off you go then.

440
00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:29,373
No, it's too late now,
the moment's passed.

441
00:19:29,374 --> 00:19:30,207
Well, nevermind.

442
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,455
Let's all do it together.

443
00:19:31,456 --> 00:19:33,644
Ready, steady, go.

444
00:19:33,645 --> 00:19:35,615
I like you Ernest.

445
00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:40,954
Yes, excellent, marvelous.

446
00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:45,394
Now, I think this overtime
has been very well spent.

447
00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:47,154
I have a question, Cuthbert.

448
00:19:47,155 --> 00:19:48,226
Yes Stephen?

449
00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:49,614
May we go home?

450
00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:50,946
Well, you may.

451
00:19:50,947 --> 00:19:54,255
What a shame, we were
just becoming good friends.

452
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:56,965
Now remember, when you
come in on Monday morning,

453
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,765
it's informal attire.

454
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:00,845
We're all on first name terms

455
00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:04,093
and friendship and banter
are the order of the day.

456
00:20:04,094 --> 00:20:05,923
Well, goodnight Ernest.

457
00:20:05,924 --> 00:20:07,274
Goodnight Clayborne.

458
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:08,674
Sweet dreams, Cuth.

459
00:20:11,813 --> 00:20:13,685
Goodnight Dick.

460
00:20:13,686 --> 00:20:15,686
See you around, Baldy.

461
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:20,437
Goodnight Shirley and Betty.

462
00:20:20,438 --> 00:20:23,418
Yeah, we don't have to kiss ya, do we?

463
00:20:23,419 --> 00:20:24,336
No.

464
00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:27,035
Thank Heaven for that.

465
00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:28,167
Night Stephen.

466
00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:29,595
Goodnight Cuthbert.

467
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,263
What do you think?

468
00:20:32,787 --> 00:20:36,046
I was dubious at first
but, I can see the advantage

469
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:38,955
of being able to speak
one's mind and get things

470
00:20:38,956 --> 00:20:42,266
off one's chest without
fear of upsetting anybody.

471
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:44,006
Oh, I'm so glad you feel that Stephen

472
00:20:44,007 --> 00:20:46,055
because there's something I've
been wanting to say to you

473
00:20:46,056 --> 00:20:47,154
all day.

474
00:20:47,155 --> 00:20:48,637
Oh really Cuthbert, what's that?

475
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:49,767
Get stuffed.

476
00:20:57,107 --> 00:20:57,940
Morning.

477
00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:58,773
Hello.

478
00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:00,606
How's it going, Harry?

479
00:21:01,566 --> 00:21:03,316
Mr. Harmond to you.

480
00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:07,357
In accordance with the
new policy of the store,

481
00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:09,573
we are all on first name terms now.

482
00:21:09,574 --> 00:21:12,873
Not me, not until my convene
has ratified the agreement

483
00:21:12,874 --> 00:21:14,995
with a properly constituted committee.

484
00:21:14,996 --> 00:21:17,957
Until then, it's Mr. Harmond.

485
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:20,687
Alright, how's it going Mr. Harmond?

486
00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:21,917
Not bad, Cuthbert.

487
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,280
Yeah, I thought you were supposed to wear

488
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,426
casual things.

489
00:21:26,427 --> 00:21:28,058
Oh, that is for the
members of the department

490
00:21:28,059 --> 00:21:29,008
who meet the public.

491
00:21:29,009 --> 00:21:30,786
It doesn't apply to executive staff.

492
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,818
Mick Jagger and Twiggy's mom.

493
00:21:47,527 --> 00:21:49,777
Morning Shirley and Dick.

494
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:54,096
I must say, I think you both
made a marvelous effort.

495
00:21:54,097 --> 00:21:57,014
Where's the signing in book, man?

496
00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:01,418
We've dispensed with
all that sort of red tape.

497
00:22:01,419 --> 00:22:05,002
Just stand there now
and press this button.

498
00:22:09,427 --> 00:22:12,297
See, that's taken a picture
of you and the clock.

499
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,138
It has done away with
the red tape, hasn't it?

500
00:22:14,139 --> 00:22:14,972
Where's Peacock?

501
00:22:14,973 --> 00:22:16,178
I mean, sorry, Stephen.

502
00:22:16,179 --> 00:22:18,466
Well, contrary to
instructions, he arrived

503
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,298
formal dressed as usual.

504
00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:22,546
So I've sent him off
to our way out boutique

505
00:22:22,547 --> 00:22:25,186
to be made to look a little more trendy.

506
00:22:25,187 --> 00:22:27,477
Hey, I never new you had a hairy chest.

507
00:22:27,478 --> 00:22:29,645
I've had it for years,
why don't you try it?

508
00:22:39,438 --> 00:22:41,286
Good morning Ernest.

509
00:22:41,287 --> 00:22:43,978
It isn't good at all.

510
00:22:43,979 --> 00:22:48,026
Mrs. Grainger doesn't
believe I've gone to work.

511
00:22:48,027 --> 00:22:50,226
She thinks that I've pulled somebody

512
00:22:50,227 --> 00:22:52,060
in the mix bowls team.

513
00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:56,872
Morning Betty.

514
00:22:58,107 --> 00:22:59,857
Good morning, Dick.

515
00:23:01,539 --> 00:23:06,186
Let's see what you've got
under the coat, Mrs. Slocombe.

516
00:23:06,187 --> 00:23:08,607
Oh come now, you can do better than that.

517
00:23:08,608 --> 00:23:12,597
Mr. Rumbold, I have
worked in stores for nay on

518
00:23:12,598 --> 00:23:15,356
more years than I care to remember.

519
00:23:15,357 --> 00:23:18,138
And I have always dressed
to suit the dignified

520
00:23:18,139 --> 00:23:20,186
side of my personality.

521
00:23:20,187 --> 00:23:24,018
But Mrs. Slocombe, it's
the warm, uninhibited side

522
00:23:24,019 --> 00:23:27,386
of your personality that
we're hoping to see.

523
00:23:27,387 --> 00:23:28,387
Very well.

524
00:23:41,627 --> 00:23:43,305
I don't know about
the front, but it's very

525
00:23:43,306 --> 00:23:45,306
uninhibited at the back.

526
00:23:46,488 --> 00:23:49,567
You asked for it and you've got it.

527
00:23:49,568 --> 00:23:53,237
And a double helping
too, if I may say so.

528
00:23:53,238 --> 00:23:55,155
You'll get a fat lip!

529
00:24:06,139 --> 00:24:08,946
Cuthbert, Ernest, Shirley, Dick.

530
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,780
And if I'm not mistaken, May West.

531
00:24:13,457 --> 00:24:14,765
Magnificent.

532
00:24:14,766 --> 00:24:17,210
You shouldn't have taken all that trouble.

533
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:18,190
What are you talking about?

534
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,917
I haven't been home since last night.

535
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,425
Where's Stephen?

536
00:24:22,426 --> 00:24:26,457
Oh, he's being modernized
in the way out boutique.

537
00:24:37,664 --> 00:24:39,581
Get me Austin Reed's.

538
00:24:42,497 --> 00:24:44,567
Been a very good week, Mr. Grace.

539
00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:46,906
May I say how glad we
are that you've returned

540
00:24:46,907 --> 00:24:49,218
safely from your trip to the east?

541
00:24:49,219 --> 00:24:50,618
We've got all the idea running.

542
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,945
Everything's running very smoothly.

543
00:25:08,328 --> 00:25:09,877
Peace man.

544
00:25:09,878 --> 00:25:10,878
Love.

545
00:25:13,777 --> 00:25:15,027
That as well.

546
00:25:15,968 --> 00:25:17,327
You have trousers?

547
00:25:17,328 --> 00:25:18,818
Far as the eye can see.

548
00:25:18,819 --> 00:25:20,402
Then pant me man.

549
00:25:21,768 --> 00:25:22,917
Clayborne?

550
00:25:22,918 --> 00:25:25,026
You call, Stevie, baby?

551
00:25:27,128 --> 00:25:30,225
Strides for the old me with an afria.

552
00:25:31,408 --> 00:25:32,856
Wish me luck Dick.

553
00:25:32,857 --> 00:25:35,190
Hit em with the tape Clay!

554
00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:41,959
I haven't understood a
single word for seven days.

555
00:25:43,298 --> 00:25:47,465
Stay with it Ernest or it
could be goodbye as well.

556
00:25:49,128 --> 00:25:51,236
Are you serving?

557
00:25:51,237 --> 00:25:52,654
Are you buyin'?

558
00:25:53,866 --> 00:25:55,458
Of course I'm buying.

559
00:25:55,459 --> 00:25:57,042
Then I'm serving.

560
00:25:58,718 --> 00:26:02,018
I'm looking for a pair of tan pantyhose.

561
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,519
My name's Betty.

562
00:26:04,848 --> 00:26:09,437
Good, I'm looking for
a pair of tan pantyhose.

563
00:26:09,438 --> 00:26:10,771
Call me Betty.

564
00:26:12,499 --> 00:26:16,247
I'm looking for a pair
of tan pantyhose, Betty.

565
00:26:16,248 --> 00:26:17,831
What's your name?

566
00:26:18,888 --> 00:26:20,407
Cynthia Randall.

567
00:26:20,408 --> 00:26:24,157
Oh Cynthia, what a beautiful name.

568
00:26:24,158 --> 00:26:26,206
Oh and it does suit ya.

569
00:26:26,207 --> 00:26:28,167
I like you Cynthia.

570
00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:30,585
I really do like you Cynthia.

571
00:26:34,878 --> 00:26:36,386
No, really.

572
00:26:45,474 --> 00:26:49,637
I've been trying all week and
I still can't get it right.

573
00:26:49,638 --> 00:26:52,388
Nevermind, let it all hang out.

574
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:56,047
Don't you mean hang in?

575
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:59,548
Not from where I'm standing, Betty baby.

576
00:27:01,157 --> 00:27:01,990
Hurry up, hurry up.

577
00:27:01,991 --> 00:27:05,555
This display unit was supposed
to be ready a week ago.

578
00:27:05,556 --> 00:27:07,538
All the other floors have got theirs.

579
00:27:07,539 --> 00:27:11,066
I'm afraid we've had
certain teething problems.

580
00:27:11,067 --> 00:27:13,376
The teeth kept falling out.

581
00:27:13,377 --> 00:27:17,206
Gather round everybody,
the display unit has arrived.

582
00:27:17,207 --> 00:27:19,866
Now, this will stand outside your lift

583
00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:22,586
and every time the doors
open, it will raise it's hat

584
00:27:22,587 --> 00:27:25,666
and say, "Welcome to my
store, welcome to my store."

585
00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:28,795
Oh it's so lifelike,
it gives me the shivers.

586
00:27:28,796 --> 00:27:30,327
Shall I activate it?

587
00:27:30,328 --> 00:27:32,626
Yes Mr. Harmond.

588
00:27:32,627 --> 00:27:39,258
Welcome to my store.

589
00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:42,546
Oh, switch it off Mr. Harmond.

590
00:27:42,547 --> 00:27:45,117
I thought it was
supposed to raise it's hat.

591
00:27:45,118 --> 00:27:46,996
Yes, what's wrong with it, Harmond?

592
00:27:46,997 --> 00:27:48,847
I told ya, we've been
having troubles with it.

593
00:27:48,848 --> 00:27:50,117
Hang on.

594
00:27:50,118 --> 00:27:51,146
Shall I give it one more try?

595
00:27:51,147 --> 00:27:52,147
Yes, yes.

596
00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:59,334
Welcome to my store.

597
00:28:00,299 --> 00:28:05,016
Welcome to my store.

598
00:28:10,379 --> 00:28:12,046
Welcome to my store.

599
00:28:13,168 --> 00:28:15,287
Oh, remove it Mr. Harmond.

600
00:28:15,288 --> 00:28:18,385
Bring it back when it's working properly.

601
00:28:18,386 --> 00:28:20,577
How many more of these duft ideas

602
00:28:20,578 --> 00:28:22,208
have we got to put up with?

603
00:28:23,043 --> 00:28:26,548
That'll be Mr. Grace,
positions everybody.

604
00:28:28,698 --> 00:28:30,325
Afternoon everybody.

605
00:28:30,326 --> 00:28:31,326
Hi Daddy.

606
00:28:33,499 --> 00:28:35,657
Welcome back from Peking, Sir.

607
00:28:35,658 --> 00:28:37,439
I hope your trip was a success.

608
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,199
Oh yes, a very great success, yes.

609
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,146
I've given up the idea of
this American approach,

610
00:28:42,147 --> 00:28:45,807
but I've got some great new ideas now.

611
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:48,285
You'll find them all
in my little red book.

612
00:28:48,286 --> 00:28:50,203
Thank you, Mr. Grace.

613
00:28:52,408 --> 00:28:55,241
You've all done very welly, huh?

614
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,340
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